Muddlebutt 

A person lacking general common sense, courtesy, and is often crude in behavior. Often seems a bit slower than those surrounding them.

"Man, my manager is such a muddlebutt. She just shoved a customer over, didn't even apologize, and seemed confused when the customer gave her a dirty look."

Muddlebutt by Vulpinia March 27, 2009

Puddlebutt 

A classic dad insult for someone who is moving very slowly or not at all, particularly in traffic. Great for use in traffic when the guy in front of you is just sitting there with a green left turn arrow.

It's origin might be drawn from a situation where someone is so slow or lazy, that they pee their pants while sitting on the couch, hence sitting in a puddle of their own pee. But the word could just as easily be from a random combination of words thrown together in the heat of road rage.

Idiot 1: Sitting in car texting while the light turns green
Dad 1: *Beeps horn* Move your as* you puddlebutt!

Puddlebutt by JobeOneKenobi July 12, 2020

Monday Muddbutt 

Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog your toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.

"Only thing I hate about football Sunday is the Monday muddbutt!"

Monday Muddbutt by Wookie4u January 11, 2010

cuddlebutt 

Term of endearing affection, especially for an individual with a very attractive, cozy, and comfortable behind.

Spoken to a bf/gf, spouse, partner: Hey, you cuddlebutt!

cuddlebutt by a.alferov December 16, 2008

muzzlebutt 

- Someone who farts are SBD (Silent but deadly)
- A person who regularly passes gas in a way that can not be heard but is obvious from the foul odor.

That's disgusting! You muzzlebutt!
Frank is such a muzzlebutt.

muzzlebutt by Anthony N. June 12, 2007

muddbutt 

a dave chappelle term for diaarrea

i got that mud butt rumble.

muddbutt by adam May 13, 2005

muddbutt shuffle 

Where an individual must make quick time to a rest room to relieve himself, but is in such a state where he must clench his upper thighs and butt cheeks and walk with short, rapid steps, preferably with feet pointed slightly outwards.

"After that last pale ale went through me, I had to do the muddbutt shuffle to the washroom."

muddbutt shuffle by O-bone April 21, 2007