Twittermock

What Facebookers do to Twitterites...
Mocking the status use of Twitter as opposed to Facebook.

She twittermocks his status because it's an idea as opposed to what he's doing.

Don't twittermock me because you think Facebook is better!

Twittermock by catahoula March 22, 2009

twitterbooking 

When people use facebook like twitter and update their statuses 10 times a day and flood our news feeds. If your going to do that then go get a twitter account and stop doing it on facebook!!

Jeremy: Oh my god im so bored.
Jeremy: Anybody doing anything today?
Jeremy: The 90210 fianle sucked.
Jeremy: I have a britney spears fetish.
Person 1: Go get twitter you loser!!
Person 2: Yeah jeremy stop twitterbooking!!

twitterbooking by bju May 20, 2009

twatterlock

The act of a female sitting on another male or female's face

I mollywhopped her and in return, she twatterlocked me

twatterlock by Da Big Rooster April 8, 2010

Twitterbook 

Proper Noun. The new Facebook.

The bastard child of Facebook and Twitter.

"Man, did you check the Twitterbook today?"

Twitterbook by Tzar Romulus March 13, 2009

twitterdick 

One who frequently acts like they are the authority on the proper use of Twitter...and does so over Twitter.

Guy 1 says: @guywhodoesntknowhowtotwitter you need to make sure you put a space after #hashtag. They dont work if you dont #amateur

Guy 2 says: @guy1 - thanks but you are being a total fucking #twitterdick.

Guy 1 says: See you did it correct #iknoweverything

twitterdick by Rclesquire April 8, 2012

Twitterbook 

When you update your Twitter status and use that same status for Facebook, or vice versa.

Jane: "You see Frank had the same status for Facebook and Twitter today?"

Sean: "Yeah I guess they're calling that Twitterbook now."

Jane: "He even used the same hash tag on Facebook."

Sean: "What a tool."

Twitterbook by C-Money8691 April 11, 2012

Twitterwoke 

Just some hella stupid kids & ayeee go say their political news and information is solely sourced from twitter and they think theyre woke

That kid Austin is hella twitterwoke, what a fuck!

Twitterwoke by Jfvjh bjj November 14, 2016