twitterbooking 

When people use facebook like twitter and update their statuses 10 times a day and flood our news feeds. If your going to do that then go get a twitter account and stop doing it on facebook!!

Jeremy: Oh my god im so bored.
Jeremy: Anybody doing anything today?
Jeremy: The 90210 fianle sucked.
Jeremy: I have a britney spears fetish.
Person 1: Go get twitter you loser!!
Person 2: Yeah jeremy stop twitterbooking!!

twitterbooking by bju May 20, 2009

Twitterbooking 

The act of updating your Facebook status continually. Often including statuses such as 'is at the movies :)', 'i love (name)', 'is having a d&m with (name)', 'is having so much fun', 'goodnight everyone' and 'okay, im actually going to bed now, leave me love'. Most commonly done by people with bad spelling and grammar.

Person 1: Urghhhh, Stacey's Twitterbooking again.
Person 2: Seriously? Again? It's so annoying, when will she stop?
Person 1: Probably never.
Person 2: D :

Twitterbooking by Jebus Holyshirt February 13, 2010

Twitterbooking 

Posting a status on Facebook so often that it's like seeing your life in still frame. Also very annoying and worthy of the Hide option.

Ryan is: showering

Ryan is: using a blue towel to dry his hair

Ryan is: wondering if he should get dressed or just lay around in his towel

Ryan is: finally getting dressed

Ugh...Ryan is twitterbooking, I'm sick of him filling up my entire page, time to hide him!

Twitterbooking by Fornido February 6, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012