monkey

A typical cockney slang term used generally in London, which refers to £500.

I make a monkey a week mate

Lend me a monkey mate

by sharmasaab21 July 18, 2013

monkey

The most awesome animal in the world. Can be tamed to play instruments, act in movies, etc. He who has a monkey 0wns.

I bought a monkey yesterday, and now I am extremely cool.

by KaiserMonkey August 26, 2003

monkey

a animal that lives in trees and eats banana's

any of the pg tips actors are monkeys

by blazin hot real facts January 11, 2010

monkey

One who holds a job that requires little or no intelligence and could basically be done by any of the lesser primates.

I hate being a supermarket monkey.

by Imus August 26, 2004

monkey

A slang term for female genitalia

Twerk that monkey lemme see you get low

by Nick-a-J April 9, 2006

monkey

1. furry animals with loveable characters.

2. cockney term for £500

1. i was walking with my missus past the monkeys at London zoo, one of the bastards threw its own shite at us!!

2. "Fuckin' ell, just bought a Danny Marr for a monkey! Jubbly

by Joe April 14, 2004

monkey

George W Bush, our president.

That monkey has done it again! He raised our gas prices!

by >MuffinMan< December 6, 2006