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1.The up-coming word that you say when there is nothing but a hot steamy pile of FAIL building up.
2Achieving your goals.
3. something noobs say.
1.A child gets hit by a car, then a dog runs into the street and gets hit by the car backing up, and then another baby gets raped by Tom Green on acid. Suceed!
2.dood #1"dude i got into harvard!" "suceed!"
dood #2 "noob..."
3. self explanatory.
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sucked into the lie 

Consumer literature folded into "the pill" or an IUD container claims these technologies prevent-conception.

LIE

These technologies prevent-pregnancy-from-CONTINUING
Don't get sucked into the lie: true sexual intimacy is open to the gift of children, as the physiological potential for children is not removed.

I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS
example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

nothing succeeds like 

Nothing succeeds like excess, according to Victorian wit and author Oscar Wilde.
Nothing succeeds like excess!

Sucked paint 

A term used to describe sucking toes.
Yo I sucked paint off Ashley's toes last night!
Sucked paint by Hom2436 January 14, 2018

Face like a half sucked mango 

An Australian term for a woman with a very unattractive face.
Ian- "Hey check out Helen, she has an amazing body"
Kevin- "Yeah but she has a face like a half sucked mango"

Sucked His Man Boobs Clean of Fat and Milk 

When someone behaves in a way so as to think that you are stupid, when really you are the one playing them.
When the little man drank the poisoned wine in "Princess Bride," Wesley sucked his man boobs clean of fat and milk.