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Forensic Filed 

A violent crime resulting in murder cases that often remain unsolved for long periods of time until trace forensic evidence eventually reveals the culprit and can be made into a new episode of Forensic Files.
Hey babe, will you walk with me to my car tonight? I don't want to get Forensic Filed.
Forensic Filed by Knerm September 21, 2016

Forensic Fetish 

A strong and incapable attraction to those who forensicate. Found frequently through the Catholic Forensic League and National Forensic League.
"Why in the hell do you like him? He's such an asshole" - Girl
"But he speeches so well..." - Girl 2
"Oh my... you have a forensic fetish" - Girl
Forensic Fetish by Hsra December 21, 2008

forensicator 

A practitioner and/or student of the computer forensic and digital investigation science. One who actively digs though digital data to find electronic evidence.

A digital investigator Jedi.
Steve: "Did you hear about Bob? He got arrested for child porn on his computer."

Dave: "Yup - can't hide from a good forensicator!"

Mike: "I can't figure out how my network was compromised! Is it a hack, APT or insider threat?!?"

Bill: "I dunno dude - you better hire a forensicator."

Lawyer 1: "Why can't I just drag and drop the files needed for discovery?"

Lawyer 2: "It's not court admissible! You need all the meta data and hash checks - better get a forensicator."
forensicator by douglasbrush May 29, 2010

forensicating 

The act of following computer forensic actions when performing a computer or digital forensic investigation.

What a forensicator does.
Bob: "Did you find those e-mails on the suspect hard drive?"
Dave: "Not, yet I am still forensicating the EDB files."

Sam: "Dude you look horrible - when is the last time you slept?"
Max: "Man, I dunno I have been forensicating the raw data for 50 hours straight."

forensic facebooking 

Forensic facebooking is the practice of using facebook to find as much detailed information about a person from their profile as possible. Similar to profile mining.
Elise and I engaged in some forensic facebooking to find where her ex moved, what his new girlfriend was like, how many photos he took of her, and how many times they poked each other.

Forensicate 

A word made up by senior officers and management to spuriously and incorrectly describe the process of forensically examining a crime scene. The word is not recognised by forensic examiners as having any valid or useful meaning. Often used by uninformed and untrained individuals to give the impression of knowledge of forensic science and forensic examination techniques.
The stolen car will need to be forensicated. To forensicate the victim.
Forensicate by csi pointless April 30, 2013