ass ton 

like buttload, a term used to describe a large quantity of something

Holy shit! That's an ass ton of rock!

ass ton by Prometheus February 17, 2003

ass-ton 

An absurd amount of some thing, in a normal context. Specifically: 5x more than what would be considered "a lot" in that context.

"Dude, I want like, 30 hotdogs."

- "Dude, that's an ass-ton of hotdogs."

("A lot" of hotdogs would be 6.
6 x 5 = 30 hotdogs)

ass-ton by for no reason June 20, 2014

Ass-ton 

2000 assloads

Just because you were at Costco doesn’t mean we need a fukin ass-ton of toothpicks. These toothpicks will outlast me you stupid fuck-ass. Ass-fuck. You think I work all week for some muthafukin toothpicks?

Ass-ton by Weinsist June 29, 2018

metric ass ton 

In excess; a large amount, generally more than what is expected.

This term is not restricted to weight, but is more a quantitive factor.

Wow, I have a metric ass ton of homework to do tonight.

metric ass ton by Russ A September 25, 2006

metric ass ton 

an amount too large to measure

That has got to weigh a metric ass ton

metric ass ton by Brendan May 17, 2004

Metric ass ton 

A lot. A shit-load of something.

I just bought a metric ass ton of crack from those cholos.

Metric ass ton by notactuallyme May 2, 2009

Shit Ass Ton 

An extremly large amount of something, usually refering to illegal substances or food.

Dude me and Armondo just smoked a shit ass ton of weed!

Shit Ass Ton by TheLumbahjack September 16, 2008