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potato peeling 

The use of a potato peeler on a guy's dick. Very rare in real life, but nevertheless the ultimate potential downside of receiving a handjob or blowjob from a girl you just met. Often used as a joke at one of your homies after he turns a girl down.
Eg 1: Chris is kinda paranoid. This girl was going down on him when she pulled something out of her pocket; he freaked and thought she was gonna try potato peeling, but it was actually just her cell

Eg 2: why didn't you hook up with that girl? Afraid of potato peeling??
potato peeling by syny567 March 7, 2009
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Holy Potato Peelings 

Owww...
So, anyways, there was this guy, and I says to him, "Somebody get me a danish," and he says, "Holy potato peelings."
Holy Potato Peelings by some guy August 13, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016