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Internetually speaking 

Used to refer to something to do with the internet.

Or when making reference to something on the internet.
"Internetually speaking, I was as happy as a cat with a cheeseburger."

Internetually speaking, YouTube has become the go-to place for user-made content.
Internetually speaking by Kai00 February 25, 2011

Internetual

Internetual: anything reffering or pertaining to the internet.

Usually used as an adjective to describe a noun.
Example 1: Internetual culture
Example 2: Internetual habbits
Example 3: Internetual sex
Example 1:
Arcangel: Dude, I met this hawt girl online. Shes bosnian too.
JaJa: Wow, your such a noob. Probally met her on wow you sexual predator.
Arcangel: Nooo, it was on a lesbian chat room. I showed her my thingy and she showed me hers. She was very sexual enducing.
JaJa: I voted for no underage Internetual Sex. You queerdo, thats just wrong.

Example 2:
Det. Stabler: Olivia we gotta crack this mofo down, I heard he's an internetual sex predator.
Det. Benson: Oh noes, call a hacker team to the scene of the crime and have them do a search for him
Det. Stabler: For that, we need his alias.
Det. Benson: His alias is "ArcAngel99"
Det. Stabler: Got it, thanks.
Internetual by Rodolfo S.J, September 11, 2006

internetual

(n) a person who an an encyclopedic knowledge of all matters relating to online media but is interlectually average on all other topics.
Did you hear Charles' original and insightful speech at the Facebook conference? I was so goddam impressed.' 'I wouldn't be. The guy is an internetual, so although he knows pretty much everything about social media, if you want to discuss any other subject with him, you are likely to be very disappointed.
internetual by Clarebear81 June 20, 2011

Internetically 

I'm not sure, but I use it as a cop-out to avoid going to my son's baseball games.
Billy: Are you coming to my game Dad?
Billy's Father: I can't come to your game physically, but I'll be there internetically.
Internetically by Billy's Father August 14, 2005

internetically 

She and I are friends only internetically.
internetically by pooter234 January 25, 2010

Internettually Challenged 

Someone who lives in an area that gets shitty download speeds, frequent internet dropouts or otherwise crap internet access.
Chris is a little bit country... He wishes he could raid but his network keeps dropping out in the middle of tanking Hogger runs. He has the heart but well... He's just a little bit Internettually Challenged