Ballternate 

When a man's balls churn, much like a cement mixer. This can can be seen at best while at rest.

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Taylor: "I was so bored the other day I just watched my my nuts ballternate while I waited for Sandy Pants to come over."

Ballternate by KaraTaylor March 7, 2009

mallternateen 

A teen who engages in a "mallternative" lifestyle.

Avril Lavigne's fans think they're these crazy punk outcasts but they're nothing but mallternateens.

mallternateen by Will Scott November 29, 2005