datecation 

The act of going away for the weekend to a local hotel/motel.

Laura was on me that we don't go out enough so we went downtown for a datecation last weekend. Hotel sex is always better.

datecation by Big Pappa Smurfz March 5, 2009

datecation 

Similar to a staycation, a datecation is when you stay home and just "chill and watch Netflix" or lounge around with your significant other and relax instead of going out.

Daniel and Taryn didn't feel like going to a restaurant for a traditional date because they were tired of going out. They just wanted to spend some time together and relax, so they went over to his house for a datecation.

datecation by Shreebee December 3, 2015

Datecation 

When you go on a short trip with someone that doesn’t live near you and act like you’re in relationship and have lots of sex, but you go home to your separate cities and keep it casual

I went on a datecation with that guy and I’m good with him for a while. He’s good for a datecation, but I could never date him.

Datecation by Grammar polize September 21, 2019

Datecation 

The event of going a girl date that's longer than one day. Like a vacation... but a lady date. No boys allowed

Let's take a datecation to Italy. I need a week away from fuckboys

Datecation by Nickyknob February 25, 2017

Faux Defecation 

When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.

(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation

Faux Defecation by gingyman January 9, 2010

anti-defecation league 

An organization dedicated to protecting non-terrorists who find themselves on government shit-lists.

Now that I have unfairly been added to a gubmint shit-list, the only place I can look for help from is the Anti-Defecation League.

anti-defecation league by LaughingAloud August 18, 2017

Defecation of character 

Defecation of character is what happens when someone shits on your name in a public forum.

You: "Oh, man! Brittany just called me a ho on Facebook because I said I liked her crush."

Your friend: "Wow, that's defecation of character."

Defecation of character by gingermom September 29, 2009