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Slapnotized
a mental state in which one is subconsciously compliant with instructions, suggestions, and/or commands. Typically, the slapnotism is adminisered following an exhaustive effort to subdue an insubordinate individual who is unresponsive to conventional methods of agreeablity where reasoning, logic, and acceptable behavior cannot be achieved. Common techniques include the open-handed palm strike, the back-handed knuckle rap, and the slapper-cut; all of which are targeted towards cranial or facial pressure points in order to pulsate the slapnotist's objective message throughout the neurotransimitters in the subject's brain.
My old lady needed to get slapnotized when she started causing a fuss at the Wienerschnitzel before someone called the cops on us.
Slapnotized by Llenar13 August 16, 2011
duchess slant
The most uncomfortable sitting position known to man. Female members of the British Royal Family, such as Princess Diana or Kate Middleton, tend to use to protect their modesty, while the male members are allowed to sit anyway they choose. It involves sitting with the knees and ankles tightly bound and slanted to one side. Not as preferable to the Cambridge cross, which involves crossing your ankles. One can only wonder how Kate Middleton keeps up that smile in public.
Bob: We’re going to a party today, sweetie. You should use the duchess slant when you sit.
Kate: I’d rather die.
Kate: I’d rather die.
duchess slant by Abba Palindrome June 15, 2018
slanty eyes
Slanty eyes or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.
European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.
Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty eyes an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.
European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.
Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty eyes an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.
Student: "Why do they call slanty eyes an Asian eyes trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"
Master: "Because they are stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty eyes too."
Master: "Because they are stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty eyes too."
slanty eyes by Pink People October 4, 2012
slanty
Slanty or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.
European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.
Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.
European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.
Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.
Student: "Why do they call slanty an Asian eye trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"
Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty too."
Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty too."
slanty by Fat Pink American October 4, 2012
Slanther
A sly-panther. Any person who follows or stalks their "prey" waiting for the perfect time to strike. The slanthers presence is usually unknown to his/her victim.
Person #1: "Yo did you see Mark hiding in the bushes waiting for Justin to pass?"
Person #2: "Yaa b, I didn't even see him until he jumped on Justins back."
Person #1: "Marks such a slanther"
Person #2: "Yaa b, I didn't even see him until he jumped on Justins back."
Person #1: "Marks such a slanther"