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The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09 

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.
Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

moroccan girls 

Moroccan women are very curvy, have beautiful curly hair, tan skin and just damn fine. Hips like a goddess, will make you want to fall in love. The definition of exotic.
moroccan girls by Applesugarpops November 17, 2014

Moroccan minute

Considered to be far longer than the normal time-span of 60 seconds that most countries agree to.
*2 hours later*

Katie: "Er, i thought you said you'd be a minute?"

Abdou: "...Yeahh, a Moroccan minute."
Moroccan minute by dg123 May 5, 2010

Moroccan tea party 

When a man penetrates a woman whilst he himself is simultaneously being penetrated from behind by a man.
Ah yes what a wonderful Moroccan tea party that was.

Warm Moroccan Salad

When two very tanned naked men oil themselves with olive oil then scissor their groins together. This phrase also can be used to imply that a man engages in interesting homosexual love making techniques.
I'm not totally sure but I think Paul and Eric like the warm moroccan salad.

Dude, I'd totally enjoy a warm moroccan salad with that guy.

moroccan trap door 

When one has enough control of their sphincter to open a pop top bottle.
Hey Matt, can you use your Moroccan trap door to open this beer?