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Handroid 

The painful result of too much texting, tweeting and internet browsing while using an android phone. Generally resulting in a sore thumb or wrist.
Can't type my essay, got a bad case of handroid.
Handroid by The Style PA February 28, 2009
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Plant worker at Honda Canada Manufacturing in Alliston, Ontario, Canada. You will recognize them by their identical white uniforms, lack of respect for common driving conventions, and bubble of inflated ego that surrounds most of them. They are often spotted in local bars trying to impress girls by telling them they work at Honda. This often works because most Alliston women are Whonda-Whores who will suck a guys dick if he's even drove past the Honda plant.
guy: That fucker just cut me off!!!

2nd guy: what do you expect. He's a Hondroid...

girl: I want to suck his dick!!! He's so amazing because he puts bolts in cars all day and makes 20 dollars an hour! I want to have his children!
hondroid by televox December 14, 2008
First coined in 1987 to describe a Honda Associate working in a Honda manufacturing plant, as a "Honda Android" given the nature of the repetitive, robotic like, workaholic, demanding jobs with long hours extending into the weekend, with no personal life. Combining the words gives "Hondroid." Not to be confused with recent Honda humanoid robotics such as Asimo.
noun > "Hondroids" work long hours at the plant and every weekend, but they get paid well.

Jake > "Chris has no time to do anthing cool on the weekend, he's a 'hondroid'"

Hondroid by Gabrielli May 1, 2008

Handdroid 

My computer died mid-stroke, so I had to finish on my Handdroid.
Handdroid by AllForLaughs August 16, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026