"Dude, I just broke up with my girlfriend"
"What, the model?"
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"I dont know.."
"Nice job, Toolius Caesar"
"What, the model?"
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"I dont know.."
"Nice job, Toolius Caesar"
by RoflKing February 25, 2009

Someone who is nicknamed Toolie, and considers themselves to be akin to Julius Caesar. Most likely very sly, sharp-tongued, handsome in real life, very smart (doesn't matter if book smart or street smart), very dominant, and probably excels in sports.
Guy 1: "Hey, Toolie. Why do you have a Julius Caesar profile picture?"
Guy 2: "Because I'm Toolius Caesar."
Guy 2: "Because I'm Toolius Caesar."
by ad;oiadkjadaakjdhaskhaksjd August 26, 2021
