kill kids

doing really well at something

"Lebron James is gonna kill kids tonight"

by spazattack2010 February 16, 2009

Kiss Kids Kill Kids

v. : what one is obligated to do

Kiss Kids Kill Kids.

by jkatp April 28, 2011

killing the kids

Jerking off and shooting a load. Millions of sperm (potential children) die every time someone jerks off.

I walked in on my brother when he was killing the kids. OR I think I'll go home, watch some porn and kill the kids.

by toadslayer72 March 16, 2010

Kidding Killing

When you tell someone you're going to kill them, but you don't really mean it. You're kidding that you're killing. You can also have "kidding joking" but only in the right context, NO EXCEPTIONS....or I'll kill you...just kidding killing.

Amy: I accidently stole everything that is on your door/wall/carpet etc....
Paulo: I'm going to kill you!!!
Amy: What!?!
Paulo: Just kidding killing.

by 6 4 1 November 2, 2006

Kid Killed

A game or site that lost all of it's fun because of pre-pubescent humans and is now cringy because of said humans.

Man, Minecraft was such a good game before it was Kid Killed.

by ToxicVoltage September 8, 2017

What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!

Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023

Kill off the kids

To ejaculate somewhere sperm is not intended to survive

I'm going to Kill Off The Kids on the floor of my bedroom.

by CubedIce December 17, 2018