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referring to a woman who has large enough breasts that aren't proportionate to her body mass and makes her to appear that she has an ass on her chest when wearing a push up bra.

Ex.: a woman who is under 5' tall, weighs under 100 lbs. and has a size D cup breasts or a woman who is over 6' tall and under 170 lbs. and has a size G cup breasts.

That little chick was fit, but with those tits; she had an ass on her chest!

Ass on Her Chest by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

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asschest

when a woman gets breast implants that are the size of an average human ass. They are so ridiculously large that one can not help but yell or make references to them as the person is walking by. Stand-up comedian Aisha Tyler used asschect in her act while referring to a woman she saw in Las Vegas.

Hey John did you see Susie's asschest, I mean they're just so big!

asschest by Average Nice Guy August 11, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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