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Swording 

The use of a sword
I'm going swording later
Swording by Dappy15 February 14, 2009

swording 

The act of touching sword tips whilst in wheat.

As seen on Good Mythical More episode #878. And youresoloud edit "touching squirrel tips - kiki's s'mores #2". Both on YouTube.
We're swording in the wheat.
we're swwording in the-in the wheet
we're soording in the weet
swording by wootwoot321 June 26, 2019

Swording 

When anyone uses swear words in conversation, that person can said to be swording
Guy 1 : Man, you look so stressed out today
Guy 2 : Yeah dude, my boss is the culprit, he was swording all day long on everyone
Swording by bulbasaur31 May 24, 2016

swording 

to enter a the female form with such vigour and ferocity it feels like shes been penetrated with a 3 foot long steel samurai
"oh my gosh, i pulled this beast of man who took me back to his place and gave me a swording i'll never forget!"
swording by peter bamford May 22, 2006

Swording the Wall 

When a man is having intercourse in doggy style (vaginal or anal). Right before his moment of release he pulls out and spreads the females ass cheeks open and climaxes in the middle. Then he places his slowly softening penis in the middle and proceeds to spread up and down.
Brandon: Hey! Dude last night I was having some rough sex and was totally swording the wall. Her cheeks were stuck together all night!

Tyler: Nice.
Swording the Wall by lilman33 October 25, 2011

half swording 

The act of grabbing the blade of a sword, usually a long sword, in close quarters combat. Seen a lot in the movie Ironclad. Since a broad or long sword is not made to be razor sharp, pinching the blade a specific way allows you grab the blade without cutting your hand. It is also used as a way to disarm an oppenent who is not expecting you to gsrab their sword or has just been wounded.
Hey do you see that guy half swording at the renaissance festival?
half swording by shinwa98 March 17, 2014