Beertein

Man food mixed with man juice. A chocolate protein mixed with beer. A way to kill two birds with one stone, generally used by bros after a long sess getting swol in the rec.

Bro 1: Bro, I got it! Beertein!! Get drunk and ripped at the same time!

Bro 2: Broheim...let's go gets some chicks!

Beertein by I can bury February 10, 2009

Beertainer 

The act of frequently buying beer for a friend in the legal profession in the hope that this will substitute for a monetary retainer and they will come to your legal defense when you (inevitably) run afoul of the law.

I ended up being charged with public drunkenness and needed a lawyer, but luckily I had Carlos on beertainer.

Beertainer by scotchyscotchscotch December 4, 2010

beerstein 

those sweet mugs that german people drink their awesome beer with

That is a cool looking beerstein you are drinking out of my fellow german beer drinker!

Ja sir!

beerstein by beer drinker341 September 26, 2006

beertender

a bartender that works at a bar that does not serve liquor or mixed drinks.

Patron- "Can I get two shots of Tequila and two beers, please?"

Bartender- "Sorry sir, we only serve beer at this bar."

Patron to Friend- "We can't get shots, he's just a Beertender."

beertender by TodiRow February 21, 2011

beertender

One who lies on their resume about having bartending experience, but in actuality can only open twist off beers.

Terry poured Canadian Club into someone's club soda, that's when we knew he was a beertender.

beertender by @catfur June 28, 2012

Beerteen 

The age all women/girls are once the voyeur/admirer has become intoxicated. If a women/girl is said to be beerteen years old by her admirer, it is then excusable for him to try and hit on her even if, were he sober, the age difference between the two would make such actions immoral.

Man I'm wasted! See Jennifer over there? Yeah, I don't care if she's only 16, at the moment she's beerteen to me.......I'm gonna go see if she wants some loving!

Beerteen by Sam 22 August 27, 2007

beertini 

A cocktail for normal people to order at beach bars, gay bars or preppy cocktail lounges.

The mixological formula is:

1 shot of beer
2 more shots of beer
Top up with beer and serve in a beer glass

So that's a margarita for Lara, 2 mojitos for Sassy and Cleo. Me, Joey and Stoffels will each have a beertini.

beertini by George McBob September 18, 2014