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Dan Bergstein 

A humorist and internet phenomenon, most famous for critiquing the famous twilight series in his "blogging twilight" articles on the website www.sparknotes.com
"OMG 1st on a Dan Bergstien blog???"

"You are my life now,

Dan Bergstein"
Dan Bergstein by Imlora April 2, 2010
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Beersdin 

1) To get Beersdin. The act of getting drunk, normally by gunning an excessive number of beers, to the extent you are no longer capable of leaving the building.

2) To be Beersdin. Drinking enough beers while in one place so that you become surrounded by so many empty cans you are unable to move.
1) Tell everyone to grab a crate on the way over. We're getting Beersdin!

2) Last night, I was so Beersdin, I couldn't even get up to hit on that razzle bitch with the huge chebbs.
Beersdin by Thanatoslives March 27, 2013

Dan Bergstein 

An acclaimed genius who rightfully describes the Twilight series characters (i.e. Pedweird is a pedophiliac stalker with control issues and Smelly Belly is a horny teenager who complains about her life and would rather have a controlling boyfriend than outdoor spaghetti) in a hilarious blog. An icon of Sparknotes. Also known as Lt. Lasermind.
Kid 1: Lt. Lasermind is a genius.
Kid 2: Pedweird and Smelly Belly are stupid, according to him.
Kid 1: I want to go onto Sparknotes and read his latest blog.
Kid 2: Dan Bergstein is the highlight of the entire site.
Kid 1: Let's have some outdoor spaghetti, too!
Dan Bergstein by Eeyore Onesies December 7, 2010
Man food mixed with man juice. A chocolate protein mixed with beer. A way to kill two birds with one stone, generally used by bros after a long sess getting swol in the rec.
Bro 1: Bro, I got it! Beertein!! Get drunk and ripped at the same time!

Bro 2: Broheim...let's go gets some chicks!
Beertein by I can bury February 10, 2009

Alex Borstein 

A plump little woman who used to be on MADtv and now writes/produces for the FOX cartoon Family Guy. She's got some big fucking tits, too.
Alex Borstein is the voice of Lois Griffin.

Bernsteined 

To totally destroy a sales cycle by forcefully interjecting into a corporate sale with malice against another salesman. Thus, killing any opportunity for future sales growth within a penetrated account or client portfolio.
I can't believe that "Eric" Bernsteined me out of a $1 million dollar deal out of spite!
Bernsteined by BERNSTEINED October 12, 2011