Arsebiscuit 

Arsebiscuit- a particularly strong exhaust of anal effluvium. Also used when said fart has gone seriously awry.
Also used to describe an individual, and an exclamation of general distaste.

"Clear the elevator! This guys just dropped an arsebiscuit!!!!"

Or

"Jeez, I drank so much guiness last night, I farted and dropped an arsebiscuit- right in the pub!"
"Bourbon?"
"Nah, Oreo...."

"That dude is a total ARSEBISCUIT"

Arsebiscuit by edchef September 4, 2008

arsebiscuit 

A delicous biscuit made from only from the finest ground arses.

That was a lovely arsebiscuit

arsebiscuit by Anonymous August 7, 2002

arsebiscuit 

biscuit-shaped poo. Commonly occurs after playing scrabble. Also can be used as an insult for someone who is not clever.

Oi, you arsebiscuit!

arsebiscuit by Monkey January 8, 2005

arsebiscuit 

Originates from an acient Mongowian curse.

Means; dried up poo-poo.

I must be really dehydrated, I left a ruddy great arsebiscuit in the loo!

arsebiscuit by jason April 13, 2004

arsebiscuit 

A single link of faeces from the arse

Jon squatted and dropped an arsebiscuit

arsebiscuit by David Callaghan December 19, 2002

arsebiscuits 

A form of belligerent disagreement to a statement (see also "Bollocks!")

"I think Everton are going to win"

"Arsebiscuits!"

arsebiscuits by Polecat Pete December 10, 2003

assbiscuit 

A derogatory title regarding someone who goes out of their way to be a jerk. Their single purpose in life is to cause trouble and bring misery to the people around them. They show no remorse nor do they care about consequences. They are of little value to society and tend to get where they are by exploiting.

In a perfect world, these people would be shot on site.

You find yourself being beat down by multiple opponents at once. After humiliating you in defeat they stand above you taunting you and doing pelvic thrusts. Despite the fact that they admittedly cheat, they still think they're better than you. The insults continue. Ass-biscuits

assbiscuit by Redpill July 21, 2005