Something drunk old irish priests say
Father Ted: "Would you like some more tea, father?"
Father Jack: "ARSE BISCUITS!"
originated from "father ted", often used in conjuction with the phrase bum-flaps
Oh bloody arse biscuits.
serves u right for being such a bum-flap.
An arse biscuit is usually an insult, it basically translates as your the piece of shit, hanging from someones arse hair, thats gone crusty like a biscuit! Usually a word to insult a man, as women dont tend to get arse hair!
Your a fuckin arse bisuit
A form of belligerent disagreement to a statement (see also "Bollocks!")
"I think Everton are going to win"
An exclamation of annoyance
Arsebiscuits, I'm completely fucked it up
An exclamation to erm exclaim when something does not go well.
Arse Biscuits! That landed on my foot!
Arse Biscuits! I failed my exam!
Noun; meaning Turd, the plural; "Arse Biscuits!" is most often heard as an expletive.
(Upon hitting hand with hammer) "Arse Biscuits!"