Jews for Jesus 

1. An individual who follows the teachings of Jesus Christ and other guidelines for the Christian faith (i.e. religiously celebrating christmas, easter, and other Christian holidays) but still insisting that they are Jewish.
2. People that nobody takes seriously because they are morons.

Jew for Jesus: Good afternoon, I'm a member of the ever growing religious orginization "Jews for Jesus".

Jew: FUCK YOU!

Jews for Jesus by j e w May 19, 2006

Jews For Jesus 

Messianic Jews, Jewish Christians, etc.

The term comes from a Messianic Jewish organization founded by the late Moishe (ne Martin, 1932-2010) and Celia Starr Rosen. Called "Jews for Jesus", the organization is a 501(c)3 Messianic Jewish ministry which is often targeted for vile persecution by groups such as the Antimissionary organization Jews for Judaism.

Jews For Jesus by Nickidewbear August 22, 2011

jews for jesus 

1. (N) A Christian missionary who uses bullshit scheming tactics to try and trick jews that they can believe in jesus and still be jewish.

Hi im from jews for jesus and i lie and i am anti semitic which is why im trying to convert all jews

jews for jesus by fuckingfuckerfuck September 10, 2006

Jews are Satan’s creatures 

Yeah

Jews are Satan’s creatures

Jews are Satan’s creatures by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 14, 2023

Jews for you 

when something "cheap" happens to you

many ex.
1.) playing a video game and something CHEAP, GAY, UNEXPLAINABLE, TOTALLY RANDOM, happens to you

2.) when you father is too CHEAP to buy you car, and your cousin has one and he say JEWS FOR YOU

Cousin- Yo, your baba buy you car yet?
Me- no, he CHEAP like JEW
Cousin- haha, Jews for you

Jews for you by rastabinladen October 22, 2007

Jews for Jesus 

Jews for Jesus. You can be a true Jew and love Jesus. Jesus was a Jew!

Jay is a big Jew for Jesus. He married Jesus because the big J is Jay’s bae.

When she prays, she prays to all the names of God and Jesus and more.

They held hands in bed and that’s all. Because Jews for Jesus.

Jews for Jesus by BeStill December 5, 2019

Jews (Hitlers Toy) 

Jews, are people that loved to play in the oven, they would get there dick cut at the very top.
Which is also known as Circumcise.
THey like to give handjobs occasionally to each other (especially men) hitler saw that as gay, and got rid of them.

JEWS (d)
HEY! IS THAT THE NEW TOY?

-Joh "YEAH ITS ONE OF THE JEWS (Hitlers Toy), YOU CAN PUT IN MUMS STOVE"

Jews (Hitlers Toy) by gdeyfucka March 27, 2019