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Crackhead

Seeing someone as a crackhead depends on your background and perspective. Some people see people that drink caffeine, smoke cigarettes or buy scratch tickets as crackheads. Other people only see people that actually use crack as crackheads. People do not intentionally become crackheads. They are tricked into it. Please understand this. Nobody goes around asking to start being a crackhead. It is started for them and then continues by the crackhead maker, the crackhead’s lack of access to resources, etc.
She smoked left over butts because she was broke and then got called a crackhead.

She cherry picked cuz she was super thrifty and oops some butts were dipped. Crackhead.

She walked five miles a day for a week, drank too much coffee, ate really really well, and had so much energy people said- whoa. Crackhead energy.

She was a fast talking East Coaster who had recently moved to a chill island and when she opened her mouth people said- crackhead.

Her boyfriend had plans to pimp her out so made her a crackhead.
by BeStill December 1, 2019
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Joe

Joe is a jackass. Wears too much eyeliner but can’t pull off the Prince look. Only Prince can do that. Jackass. Who cares how big it is when he acts like that. And no I don’t know if it’s big or not so don’t ask.
Joe don’t be a jackass in front of the kid. People are here for the music not you. Jackass.

She used to distract herself from stress and overwhelm by obsessing over Joe. Now that show knows that love is not the point for most people that enter a relationship of any sort, she’s over all.
by BeStill December 4, 2019
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Pedo man

A pedo man farts (Spanish) while on foot. A pedo man likes to walk barefoot as he is of the soil. Don’t walk beside or behind the pedo man in case of severe flatulence.
That ped (pedestrian) of the soil is a total pedo man because he walks in the soil while passing gas. Not to be confused with a pedophile. They wear shoes. And fart inside.
by BeStill December 4, 2019
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Puma

I’m a ma and when I walk by people say p-u. So I thought if I wore Pumas they would say hey nice kicks and not notice the bo. It’s working!
The new Puma ads are sick!
by BeStill December 2, 2019
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Lost children

She had felt that something was missing for decades. She sought to fill the missing pieces with work of passion. To change the world in a way she couldn’t change this feeling of loss. Of Lost Children. her lost children. her sons. Childhoods she will not know. In a world gone mad she sought to be love and light. Stronger now she can fight but would rather not have to be constantly prepared for war.
She dreams of a reunion with her Lost Children. Has the world found her lost boys and surrounded them in warmth and love. Tears emptied under a wobbly shower head.
by BeStill December 5, 2019
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Do the math

Do the math is something people with money say to people without money. This implies that they have what they have because they are good at budgeting. Actually, it’s the silver spoon phenom. They enjoy judging the have nots for how they spend what little they do have.
Multimillionaire:
Do the math. You camped for free but paid to take the bus instead of walking ten miles. You’re terrible with money. Whereas I booked my $350 a night hotel room on Priceline and had a promo code that gave me savings using money I inherited from yet another relative. Because I’m really good at math.
by BeStill November 30, 2019
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Lay lady lay

Lay lady lay is a beautiful song that could be remade like a wide bed covered in white softness and light the morning after.
Lay lady lay. Lay across my big wide bed.
by BeStill December 5, 2019
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