Dickmole 

A mole that is above or on ones dick, usually very unappealing, and repels girls. If you have one, GET IT REMOVED! NOWW!!

OMG. Becky did you see his dickmole?! It was soooooo big!!!!!

Dickmole by theniggasdownthestreet July 11, 2011

butthole dickmole 

Butthole Dickmole occurs when one is engaged in sexual intercourse of the anus and upon withdrawal of the penis, notices that there is a smidgen of poo on the head of his penis bearing much resemblence to a mole. If your name happens to be Spencer, you may panic in fear that your fuckbuddy might see the speck of shit which would cause severe awkwardness so you decide to ingest the mole-resembling dot of shit and then comment to your friends that it didnt even have a taste. "very bland"

Joe Shmoe: Im afraid to fuck her in the ass cuz i dont want to end up with a "Butthole Dickmole"

Spencer: Dude, all you have to do is eat it before she sees it and your golden man. besides, it doesnt even taste bad! AAA UUUUUUUU

butthole dickmole by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008

dickmoneyed 

To get inconceivably drunk

Person 1: Hey brother how was last saturday
Person 2: So good dude, got completely dickmoneyed

dickmoneyed by annabelDickson August 2, 2017

Antfarm dickhole 

Antfarm dickhole is a movie that Danny talks about on various episodes of game grumps when they were playing Sonic Boom, it was first mentioned during episode one of that series. The movie is about a guy who puts ants in his dick. It can be used to describe something cheesy or crappy, such as the game, Sonic Boom.

Person 1: God this game is like.. it's like..
Person 2:Antfarm dickhole?

Person 1: yeah!

Antfarm dickhole by Smoshmads126 October 23, 2016

Wipe Your Dickhole 

The act of employing a square of toilet paper to blot the pesky droplets of pee which sometimes remain at the tip of the penis and may dribble into one's pants or undergarments post- urination.

"Dude, since I started rockin' girlfriend jeans I've been freeballingon the reg and I swear, everytime I piss I get pee stains around my crotch."

"Bro, looks you're gonna have to learn to wipe your dickhole."

Wipe Your Dickhole by L.O.L. Cool J May 25, 2012

dickhole 

a very annoying, irrational, rude person...a poor excuse for a human being

Russ is being such a dickhole right now.

dickhole by kevin t. April 12, 2003

fistfucked in the dickhole

The worst thing that could ever happen to you...

"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole..."

fistfucked in the dickhole by Jan Warren January 23, 2008