The most understanding, beautiful, coolest, most divine and smartest girl you’ll meet. She’ll always have the funny jokes and you’ll always have the funny looks. If you’re her mans get ready to be the ugly one!
She’s a hard worker and always has the best advice. She’ll take your breath away when you see her that’s for sure.
“Hey did you see Mon Mon? She’s so pretty!”
“I wish I was more like Mon Mon, why am I such a loser?”
“Call me Mon because I be looking MONumental”
"Mon" is "come on" in Scottish. "The Biff" is what fans call the Scottish rock band "Biffy Clyro". Mon the biff therefor means somethinglike "Come on Biffy Clyro". Fans scream this at concerts just before the show and in between songs.