You don't get on a Mordd's bad side.

You don't fuck with a Mordd.
You don't even attempt to show a Mordd up.
Always remember a Mordd can see through lies and your bullshit.

A Mordd never starts a fight but always finishes them making sure to talk shit and kick ass.

A straight up bad-ass.

A Mordd is the guy to find when you:
1: Need someone's mouth shut for good.

2: You have any problem social, academic, mental, or moral.

A Mordd can take a bullet to the chest and laugh it off.

A Mordd has an answer to every problem.

A Mordd is a doctor with out a degree he can mend a wound using only the clothes on his back.

A Mordd knows everyone.

A Mordd smells seductive and mysterious.

A Mordd never gets boring.

A Mordd can master any expertise.
A Mordd will fight to the death for you, he is the best friend you could ever have.
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