This term originally died out with the extinction of the Western
Maryland Pygmy sometime around the 5th century BC; however, recent sightings in the mountain country of Frederick County,
Maryland have necessitated its resurgence.
1. A penis so small that it periodically turns inside out.
2. A penis so puny that it's sometimes bruised by the
testicles.
3. A penis so miniscule that it can best be seen through the corresponding gaping dumas.
This
slim dumas is so uncomfortable;
maybe if I probe and penetrate my anus enough I can
pop my manhood right side out.