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Gift wrapping 

When a fine honey gets all dressed up even though she knows she won't be dressed for long.
Angela looked smokin in her gift wrapping, I couldn't wait to open my present when we got home.
Gift wrapping by gushi141 December 31, 2009

gift wrapping the toilet seat 

The act of carefully covering a toilet seat in a public bathroom with toilet paper or other protective paper so that your skin doesn't make contact with the toilet seat (and catching who knows what?)
Jimmy: Hurry dad! I gotta goooooo!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!