chpwned

Beyond owned. Beyond pwned. chpwned!

Comes from a senseless combination of "pwned" and the command to change owner rights in Unix, "chown."

I just chpwned #athlon64.

chpwned by Cowclops November 13, 2003

chpwned

cowclops is pwned

Look, chpwned!

chpwned by erek November 18, 2003

Chwned 

To be owned by a persons massive, fat, ridiculously over sized chode.

Dude, you just got chwned!!

Chwned by Perfectsin March 3, 2009

Capwned 

usually in video games, similar to being pwned, but worse. It's when a major bad ass get defeated by something weak or stupid. This references Al Capone, who was a major mafia boss who killed many people, but was sent to jail for tax evasion.

Mike: Dude, Jimmy kicks so much ass.
Frank: But he just accidentally blew himself up.
Mike: Yeah, he just got capwned

Capwned by fite4justice June 26, 2007

al capwned 

Sent on a dirt nap; outfitted with cement shoes; deep-sixed. Pwned in a very gangster-esque manner.

Johnny the Rat thought he could get away from the mob, but Vito caught up to him, and Johnny got Al Capwned!

al capwned by spinaltapsoundguy December 29, 2009

chowned 

what the fuck are you guys talking about, chowned is a clever combination of chown (the unix command) and owned (the lol-maker). they both share 3 letters chOWNed so that makes it clever. someone please remove the other definitions from the dictionary because they are ludicous and offensive. also, dongs.

lol chowned, dick...

chowned by aichains September 13, 2008

Al Capwned 

Al Capone was a legendary gangster in the 1920's.

To be Al Capwned, one must be pwned so bad it makes anyone watching bleed from their eyes.

This term is used wrong, a lot.

When President Bush pooped his pants on live tv, then fell in to a porta-potty, Vice President Cheney shouted Al Capwned!

Al Capwned by JBN Gstache May 4, 2007