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A subsitute for the words 'hell' or 'fuck'. Originated in Guam.
What the heff does that guy thinks hey's doing?
heff by (nick][dr) March 10, 2009
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Hell and Fuck(eff) mixed to make a more suitable word of context for those around the vulnerable eared people. ie children, bosses, nuns, priests, old people.
What the heff is that on your shirt?
Heff by Nik-Weezy January 13, 2009
(v) to masturbate and then shower, but tell your friends you are only showering. Thus making them assume that every time you shower it is after you masturbate.
Joe: Yo bro you wanna meet up tonight?
John: Yeah im at home and im gonna heff quickly before i come meet you.
heff by Craiff December 17, 2008
what the heff are you doing?!
shut the heff up.
stop heffing doing that!
heff by cicibopper November 18, 2009
A heff is a sigh but also comes with more meaning, it is another way of saying I don't care/ most mean words, you can say it under your breath or out loud to someone they most likely might not know but its a good way of saying it to a disliked one.

Mean words/maybegood

1.(of course) I don't care
2. Fine
3.I'm realeved
4. Leave me alone

5. Stop
Boss : " I told you to clean out the cash register! "
Woman : " heff!, I'll do it later" *smerks*
Boos : " well, alright then but this is your last warning!"
heff by darkskygamerr August 2, 2016
Fucking Fat Ass.
likes to eat Ben Kohner.
that fat ass is so fat. hes almost as fat as Heff..
Heff by Me. November 18, 2003