Mantivities

Any event that three or more men partake in that involves heavy drinking, hunting, fishing, exerting large amounts of testosterone, and or hitting on women.

"Sorry baby, Clayton, Paul and I have a day full of mantivities, I don't have time to go to Bed Bath and Beyond."

Mantivities by Bradford1868 April 27, 2010

Mantivities

The act of performing any such activities deemed "manly" such as watching sports while drinking beer and eating chips.

It's the weekend - I've worked all week so let's get the guys together for some mantivities.

Mantivities by The Don Chuckyyy August 7, 2011

Mactivities 

the term given to womanising, setting speed cameras alight, popping ecstasy, viagra and then fucking a cake.

"Got up to some crazy mactivities last night, can't remember half of it, but I managed to bed a Victoria'

Mactivities by trippyqueen August 30, 2012

mantities 

1. (noun) breasts that are formed on man due to obesity.
2. (noun) An object or a person.
3. (adj) something that is cool and stylish
4. (noun) a way of life consisting of playing video games, eating many and different types of food, listening to rock, pimping womentities, and saying right neaa.

1. Nato has big mantities and I want to squeeze them.
2. Mantities works at food city therefore he his working mantities.
3. Natos shirt is mantities and all the guys want it.
4. I love living life like a mantitie.

mantities by Daniel Curiel, Efrain Jimenez July 26, 2007

Maxtivities

The act of doing something so profound and unintelligent, it can only be thought of and acted out by those with the name Max.

Noah: Did you hear max had 9 shots of Jack Daniel’s before going out with his parents?

Jasmine: he can’t stop doing those Maxtivities

Maxtivities by Noah027 June 21, 2023

www.mantitties.com 

hot person but say HELPP too much, then i respond with ok🚨🚨🚨🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑

hey bestfriend

Me: www.mantitties.com hi look at funny video
Them: HELPP
Me: ok 🚨🚨🚨🚑🚑🚑🚑

www.mantitties.com by HONKORY May 12, 2021

mattivities

Activities/hobbies your average Matt or Matthew would do on a Tuesday at 3pm for example. Things can include kitesurfing, longboarding, all you can eat oyster bars, cliffjumping, mountain climbing, and shopping for a pair of sunglasses at a Walgreens.

Matt: Kyle, you wanna catch some wind with me at the park and get AYCE oysters?

Kyle: bro youre an EMT, I cant stand your Mattivities right now, besides its a fucking Wednesday afternoon.

mattivities by awesomeness128402747201836 July 3, 2024