by Mark2791 December 3, 2008
Stroking your penis back and fourth with your hand until it turns purple or is throbbing and shoots baby batter
by Pussy slayer 690690 May 18, 2017
The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.
Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.
by YeetController October 8, 2018
A slang word for masturbation. Very discreet to use in Bronxville, as nobody there knows what the fuck it means...
Peter: Bobby, your such a Jew
Bob: Why don'tcha go Meat, Beat & Skeet?
Paxton: WTF are you talking about?
Bob: Why don'tcha go Meat, Beat & Skeet?
Paxton: WTF are you talking about?
by DoodooMan November 28, 2007
8-12 o'clock Where all sad niggas beat their dick vigorously either while participating in sad nigga hours or not.
Originated from sad nigga hours but became its own thing later on
Originated from sad nigga hours but became its own thing later on
Mike: Hey I would like to do an activity tonight
Jimmy: How about you participate in meat beat hours where you beat your dick vigorously from 8-12 o'clock
Jimmy: How about you participate in meat beat hours where you beat your dick vigorously from 8-12 o'clock
by Kosorare December 29, 2017
An endless gauntlet of meat beating. Nut after nut after nut. Consists of only one person. Any more parties involved turns this into a Nut Bust Bonanza.
1. After discovering internet porn, Ronnie decided it was time for a good 'ol Meat Beat Mania session.
2. "Damn, did you see how fine Catherine looked?" "Yeah, when I get home, I'm gonna play some Meat Beat Mania!"
2. "Damn, did you see how fine Catherine looked?" "Yeah, when I get home, I'm gonna play some Meat Beat Mania!"
by Riven Main 420 June 23, 2017
by @iamjordanemily November 25, 2018