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gerbilnaut 

Slang reference to the Juggernaut perk in the game Call of Duty 4. The meaning implied is that the Juggernaut (perk & user) is homosexual/gay.
Player: Ahh, sh*t! I just got killed by that same faggot again!

Friend: Which one?

Player: The guy with damn Gerbilnaut!
gerbilnaut by Mr. ASDF May 28, 2008

Interanal Gerbilation

The act in which a tube is shoved into a man's ass and a gerbil let loose inside. The bewildered animal will crawl through shit and eventually tickle the man's A spot, sending him into orgasm. A gerbil may later be extracted by shining a flashlight into the rectum. Note: Always wash your gerbils.
Anyone cruel enough to subject an innocent animal to interanal gerbilation
needs to be shot.

gerbilanating 

To be looking after, or caring, or stroking (petting) your pet gerbils.
Hi, what's up?
Just Gerbilanating

Gerbiltastic 

Something that feels so good it gives you a tingling sensation in your arse.
Emily gave me the best fucking blowjob last night it was gerbiltastic.
Gerbiltastic by toemouse January 18, 2010

gerbilsaur 

an animal with a gerbil body and dinosaur spikes that floats above your head in a bubble.
My gerbilsaur told me to pop it's bubble so it could run free
gerbilsaur by merisherex3 January 18, 2010