get the monkey 

the state of being extremely out of luck or in dire circumstances (usu. used with "he/she was absolutely..." or "we were absolutely..."

Shane was out of bullets, the branch he was on was cracked, and the wolves were circling beneath. He knew he was absolutely get the monkey.

get the monkey by Jackonrad April 4, 2009

get the monkey off your back 

To silence one's personal or media critics

If you are going to survive in the modern media or entertainment world, you better learn how to get the monkey off your back.

get the monkey off your back by Uncle Dimma April 24, 2021

get the monkey off your back 

To silence one's personal or media critics

If you are going to survive in the modern media or entertainment world, you better learn how to get the monkey off your back.

get the monkey off your back by Uncle Dimma June 9, 2017

to get the monkey off your back 

to silence one's either personal or media critics

if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.

to get the monkey off your back by Uncle Dimma May 2, 2015

to get the monkey off your back 

to silence one's either personal or media critics

if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.

to get the monkey off your back by Uncle Dimma August 13, 2015

to get the spadge monkey of your back 

to have either fellatio or intercourse removing feelings of sexual tension

Geeze it feels good to get the spadge monkey off my back.

to get the spadge monkey of your back by CG May 12, 2004

Get To The Fucking Monkey 

Getting to the main point of a movie, conversation or story plot.

As made by the Australian Comedy group, Tripod

King Kong Was good but that movie needed to get to the fucking monkey.

"Dude you were gonna tell me about your night last night with that hot chick. Stop meandering around and get to the fucking monkey."

Get To The Fucking Monkey by Shabang me February 23, 2009