Jump stupid

To hit someone when they are not fully expecting it; in order to initiate a fight. Can not be used as a personal verb ("I'm going to jump stupid on her" or "I'm going to jump her stupid").

"I got in a fight with Markie's old girlfriend Penny over the phone yesterday." Breezy said. "I said 'Gurrrrl! If you wanna go you betta jump stupid at school tomorrow!'"

Jump stupid by E-veezy December 9, 2008

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jump stupid

A phrase used when in a confrontation telling the otha person to do somthin;keep talkin noise;and or make a move

If u think yo ass so damn hard talkin shit den jump stupid

jump stupid by Rhea-Anna September 7, 2008

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Jump Stupid

To get krunk on a person for offending

If she keeps talking shit about me I'm a have to jump stupid.

Jump Stupid by Jin Li November 11, 2003

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Jump Stupid

From the Neo-Ghetto era.....To oppose another in a violent manor

oh, so you gonna jump stupid on me?

Jump Stupid by John Hodges May 2, 2004

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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