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Sharticle 

A sharticle is a blog or web article filled with material less entertaining than a loud noisy release of fecal matter. People might say, "Come here and look at this", but they soon will be bored with the lack of information or the rank presentation thereof.
Used in a sentence:

Amy's sharticle on her dad liking My Little Pony at Yahoo Contributor's Network was super annoying. I wouldn't even read it while having a shit.
Sharticle by elijahblue November 26, 2013

sharticle 

A microscopic particle of shit that floats in the air
Covidiot: “Dude, why are you wearing your mask in the bathroom, are you afraid of…woooooo…COVID?”
Guy: “No, I just don’t want to breathe in the rank-ass sharticles from the huge messy deuce you just dropped”
sharticle by Nicholas D May 4, 2022

sharticle 

The airborne, but not solid gas particles, emmited while sharting.
Edweirdo's shart was so nasty, he stained the seat with sharticles.
sharticle by Estacada James September 25, 2006

Sharticle 

A newspaper or online article which is so bad, it's funny. Happens on slow news days.
In the Sun today, their was a sharticle about a lorry turning a corner!
Sharticle by JWB_ July 30, 2016

sharticle 

An article that is "a bit on the poo side", i.e. a filler article of no importance, usually indicative of a slow news day.

Term developed by Stuart Ashen and Barry Lewis (Barshens).
I read a sharticle about a man who has the world's largest toenail collection.
sharticle by DH333 July 31, 2016

sharticle 

Basically, Articles that are a bit on the poo side.
"Boy, The Sun contains some sharticles today!"
sharticle by Ryotech July 31, 2016