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This word means black person with the religion of Judaism. Tho rare, when you find them be sure not to scare them or they will run and get their herd to beat the jew bagel out of you.
Sarah:Go scare that black guy over there,Kyle.
Kyle:"Ok."

Kyle:"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Hewbro:"I'M GONNA BEAT THE JEW BAGEL OUT OF YOU!"
*Beats Kyle*

Sarah:"How was I supposed to know he was a Hewbro?"
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hewbrew hammer 

Ryan offered Jules his hewbrew hammer but she slapped him and ran away.
hewbrew hammer by Jokesin July 25, 2007
Hewbert is a member of the Royal Intelligence Corps. Hewbert thinks that they are the best member to ever walk BA, but in reality they are a major hoe who slays the competition instead of being the best agent they can be. Hew sucks at combat as well as being an RIC agent, meaning they are useless. Hew's pronouns are; Hew/Hew/Hewself.
Hewbert: I am a bad agent.
Hewbert by VolcanicBandit March 27, 2022
retarded name to call someone when they did somethin dumb
asshole
guy version of being blonde
(say really long n drawn out to draw effect)
dude, u gust spilled your beer all over the tv remote! what a fukin heeeeewwwwwwbert!!!
another word for "you"
"thats proper stompin that like hewbags"
hewbags by bolly weaver August 6, 2003

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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