This word means black person with the religion of Judaism. Tho rare, when you find them be sure not to scare them or they will run and get their herd to beat the jew bagel out of you.
Sarah:Go scare that black guy over there,Kyle.
Kyle:"Ok."
Kyle:"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Hewbro:"I'M GONNA BEAT THE JEW BAGEL OUT OF YOU!"
*Beats Kyle*
Sarah:"How was I supposed to know he was a Hewbro?"
Hewbert is a member of the Royal Intelligence Corps. Hewbert thinks that they are the best member to ever walk BA, but in reality they are a major hoe who slays the competition instead of being the best agent they can be. Hew sucks at combat as well as being an RIC agent, meaning they are useless. Hew's pronouns are; Hew/Hew/Hewself.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"