something you eat. it smells horrible, and most people secretly eat it. you take your poop from the toilet, put it in a waffle machine thing, then wait for it to finish. once it’s done, take it out and add some toppings like fruit. after you eat it
“damn, I could really use some doodoodesert right now. it tastes so good”
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).