It doesn't matter about what they put down, whoever is looking at it will only look at what's when and where. Changing a 1 to a 0 is really kinda childish but it keeps you giggling I guess you grown up!
Smoking a Cigerrette, when used in conjuntion with the word green can be used to describe smoking a joint i.e. "Chonging a green grett". Used be spoken in a piss take chav voice...
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.