documents 

What one calls sheets of tree pulp when wanting the information written on them to seem important.

Please look over these documents at your earliest convenience.

documents by ASPG February 28, 2009

documents 

medicated mints prescribed by a well meant doctor

Hey, pass me some of those documents will you, mate?

documents by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008

documents 

Documents📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃📃

Don't have to do the Documents

documents by Austin is nothing to see :) November 19, 2021

documents storage officer 

A made up job to offer to people on benefits, needs no qualifications. The person who is offered this job is obviously very dumb, and obviously all they can do is admin work

Jon: that dumbass mike got the job as documents storage officer

Felicity: yeah i heard my 3 year old went for it but apparently had too much experience

documents storage officer by charleyfarley August 25, 2010

Google Documents 

The invention that makes written paper/pencil notes and documents now primitive. Arguably the most convenient form of simple document storage available.

Anyone who still uses paper and pencil instead of Google Documents to keep track of there notes are neanderthals.

Google Documents by MW3 Rocks February 4, 2013

My Documents 

An area of your PC where you are supposed to save your files, but is rendered useless by the desktop

"Dude, go save that in the My Documents folder"

"Naw, I'll just stick it on the desktop"

My Documents by Stanggman September 22, 2005

Side Scrolling Documents 

Video games. When you're in the office playing games, you refer to games as "side scrolling documents" as to give the appearance you are working on official work documents.

"Dude, I'm on page 56 (level 56) on this side scrolling document." "Have you seen my latest side scrolling documents?"

Side Scrolling Documents by Aimbotfriend November 18, 2011