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Portuglish 

Poorly spoken Portuguese with english words replacing those which the speaker doesn't know or can't remember. Usually spoken by 1st/2nd generation Portuguese-Americans to their older relatives.
I had to translate the doctor for my Grandfather, but my Portuglish was so bad I had to call my Uncle.
Portuglish by d i s c c o m p February 23, 2009

Portuglês 

1. A mix between two languages: Portuguese (Português) and English (Inglês).
2. Portuguese speakers trying to speak English in a most embarrassing manner. (i.e. "meednight.")
3. English speakers trying to speak Portuguese in a most embarrassing manner. ( i.e. "popozão.")

Franglais and Chinglish are similar terms describing the mixture of English with French or Chinese repectively.
PortugLês: Por meednight*, eu comerei na esse muito dorky*, non-gangsta* restaurante qual você quis, dangit*!

English: For midnight, I'll go to that super-dorky, wack restaurant you wanted me to go to, dangit!

*stars are for english words, maybe misspelled.
Portuglês by Frostey February 6, 2007

portuguise breakfast 

a sexual act wher the man craks eggs into a womans vagina and has sex with her thus scammbeling them. when the man ejaculates in her pour them into a pan and cook them. serve to some unlucky soul and enjoy. ;)
my wife and i severd our neighbor a portuguise breakfast after his dog pooped on our lawn.

Portalish 

When you play portal 2 and you use the Conversion gel to make a non portal-conductive surface able to have portals on it.
Tim: "I can't put a portal on the wall."
George: "Then i'm gonna portalish it rn!"
Tim: "Thanks!"
Portalish by PiggerGamer October 5, 2019

Porenglish 

Oh my god, that new girl from Brazil speaks Porenglish!!!
Porenglish by J. Leigh January 27, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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