Ass-Panic

The state of mind that occurs when one must stop whatever they are doing and run for the nearest bathroom, or suitable area, due to a now inevitable urge to move one's bowels.

Boss: "Hey did you finish that list of stuff I gave you?"
Employee: "No, I suddenly went into ass-panic and I ran for the bathroom."

Ass-Panic by deepseacommando17 January 20, 2009

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ass panic

The frantic state which begins when one must scramble to find a restroom because defecation is imminent.

I thought i had it under control, when all of the sudden i went into ass panic and had no choice but to run for the bathroom.

ass panic by Deepseacommando January 21, 2009

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ass pancakes

A BLU Scout from Team Fortress 2 with slightly darker clothes who uses the Warhammer of Zillyhoo to BONK everyone who comes too close, he lives in a soda can and moves by sliding on the ground, making WHOO noises.

"I am Ass Pancakes, I am gonna BONK! you"

ass pancakes by DanYami July 29, 2017

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The Ass Pancake

The Ass Pancake is when you get Aunt Jemima pancake batter and you put it on the stove, preferably medium heat. You then stick your ass on it, and wait about 1 and a half to 2 minutes. As you lift your ass, you will discover that the batter has become a pancake, ON YOUR ASS! You may now pick off the bits of pancake, on your ass. ENJOI!

I was fucking this girl, and I ate the ass pancake on her ass

The Ass Pancake by DLEW September 6, 2007