batting 1000

1. 100 % success against tremendous odds.
2. a perfect score

1. On this mission the Astronaut realized with the completion of the task he was "batting 1000".
2. I aced the test, won the competition, and became champion.

batting 1000 by keli kear November 8, 2003

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batting 1000

When a baseball player has had a hit or a walk every time he has come up to bat.

Even though Barry Bonds is batting 1000, he still won't get the batting title.

batting 1000 by Spaz November 8, 2003

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batting 1000

Having a wordwicked/word [streak of success; doing well so far in a series of challenges

I haven't missed a point all quarter in Calculus; I'm batting a thousand

batting 1000 by The Rabid Definer November 8, 2003

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batting 1000

From baseball, where you always get a hit and never get out...or for dumbasses, it's being perfect.

batting 1000 by Anonymous November 8, 2003

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I'm Batting 1,000

A Baseball term used for sex. This term means you've had anal sex with every partner you've ever been with.

"I've only had anal with one person." "Really? I've gotta say man, I'm batting 1,000."

I'm Batting 1,000 by TheMythTheLegend September 27, 2012

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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