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I love batting off at school.
You need a dick to bat off to first
So just keep polishing your dads knob everyday after school
Person 1 - Im going home to have a bat.
Person 2 - Me too.
Person 1 - You dont have a dick you sad fuck
Person 2 - So, my dad lets me jerk his cock off