Skip to main content

Brocephus 

term used between friends instead of the word "brother" or "Bro". refers to the singer hank williams jr aka bocephus.
dude 1: Hey dude, that chick over there was totally checking out your dick as you walked by.

dude 2: Awesome!!! I've been wanting to fuck her forever but I wasn't sure she was interested! Thanks Brocephus!
Brocephus by Estupz August 26, 2009
Brocephus mug front
Get the Brocephus mug.
See more merch

brocephus 

(1) A friend, bro, hommie, homeskillet, homeslice, or individual with a similar status.

(2) An individual who has contracted brocephalitis.
(1) Word up, brocephus.

(2) Yo, brocephus, when'd you catch brocephalitis?
brocephus by CEODutch January 13, 2009

brocephus 

A bro who is really into country music.
"Brian still listens to Garth Brooks, he's such a brocephus."
brocephus by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

Brocephus 

A total bro-dude that spends every minute of free time drinking protein shakes, bench pressing, and getting ripped. He is also likely to be muscularly the biggest of his group of bro-friends, meaning he is probably the least smart of them and makes up for it with his loud, obnoxious, douchie sense of humor.
When getting a haircut, he asks the hair stylist to also trim his beard because he can't reach his face because of his huge biceps.

*Receptionist - "Who was that guy that came in to get his haircut?"
*Stylist- "Oh, that's just Brocephus, back to get his usual douchie crew cut."
Brocephus by Ibozeek January 4, 2015

Brocephus 

Song by Lil Few feat. RobTheProb and Lukie B.
Person A: Yo, have you heard Brocephus yet?
Person B: Yeah bro it's heat 🔥
Brocephus by Catanz May 20, 2021

brocephus 

The face one makes when a shot ass foo is stuck AF, winding down from being on a sick one, chasing a nut for 3 days. Foo's face would look waxy, artificial, emitting a mostly eerie-comical vibe, homeboy resembling one of those jabby mouth puppets, aesthetically honoring the likes of Charlie McCarthy or Bocephus.
Bro A: "I went to go check on Homeboy to see if he was down to mob, but I when I walked in I see mothafuckin Brocephus straight posted"
Bro B: "DAWG fr!! Foo's burnt AF - Shot back - Smoked out the game"
brocephus by cronjuss June 25, 2024

Brocepholosophus

A word which defines the biggest Bro possible.
Jack is a true Brocepholosophus.
Brocepholosophus by Brocepholosophus September 20, 2011