butt wood 

poop, doo doo, dookie, shit, log

Patrice: where u going dawg?
Jiff: Ima go chop some butt wood

butt wood by Patrice DENALI keep it real November 4, 2008

Wood butt

Wood butt

A condition that friends tend to get when one needs a favor.

Particularly common in moving situations, or anything that will take a fair amount of time/effort.

Me: "Hey man, can I get a hand moving some furniture tonight? You don't still have Wood butt do you?"

Friend: "Wood butt? What's that?"

Me: "Can you help or not?"

Friend: "Well I would but..."

Me: "What the f, you still have it."

Wood butt by Hwolf August 23, 2012

Buttwood

Fecal matter, poop, shit.

Hey I am going go to go upstairs and chop some buttwood because if I do it down here it's be all loud and smelly and that would ruin the moment.

Buttwood by donuts246 December 7, 2006

BUTTWOOD

A stiffy created for the sole purpose of ANAL sex... can not be satisfied by handers, Beejers, Tang, or any other means of action..

Tiffiny: Hey there KJ thats a great fuckin' boner you have there.

KJ: Thats no ordinary boner its a BUTTWOOD.. so shut the fuck up bend over and take this shit straight bitch.. no cheating!!

BUTTWOOD by Tyler Durden April 13, 2005