cookiebater

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.

What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.

cookiebater by jcssurf October 27, 2008

Cookieboner 

An explosive attraction/need for a cookie.

Bro 1: I love cookies straight out of the oven, like when they're slightly gooey in the center and the chocolate is all melty...

Bro 2: Oh my god bro, you're giving me the HUGEST cookieboner right now!

Cookieboner by God Hand November 23, 2011

CookieGamerOK 

CookieGamerOK is a when a person likes to commit war crimes, and doesn't care when he does it

That man is a CookieGamerOK, he has committed several war crimes.

CookieGamerOK by adagsdgdsghd June 9, 2020