linkin pork 

Method used to link (connect, attach one to another) pigs. Often used by teen population to linkpork themselves via "social utilities" like Facebook and MySpace or in real world.

linkin pork: Two porks are walking down the street and spot another pork and they all get their PDA's and connect to each other. Traditional linking with porks inlude actions like cope-a-feel and random throwing at random people at party, bus, train, airplane...

linkin pork by Dubya_Dumbass October 28, 2008

linkinparkinit 

To go to someone's house and watch Linkin Park on DVD on a 50" TV with loud surround sound in order to pregame before a heavy night of drinking. While watching the Linkin Park DVD, it is normal to use household items, such as swiffer jet mops, and groceries, such as bananas, as microphones. It is also common to throw cantalopes at vehicles during these shenanigans. In most cases, the people who are "linkinparkinit" begin to mosh in the living room, and may even knock columns off balance. Usually a night of "linkinparkinit" will result in ankle injuries, which will require the use of swiffer jet canes.

Goldstein: "Hey I just got free tickets to the superbowl, with free airfare, plus we get to eat dinner with Kim Kardashian, and 2 Penthouse Playmates...wanna come?"
Me: "Nah Goldstein, I think I'm gonna be Linkinparkinit that weekend"

linkinparkinit by London Gentleman April 21, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012