Chinese Coma Share definition Flag A coma in which one's eyes resemble eyes that are barely open, resembling the common trait possessed by Chinese people. Guy 1: Whoah...is he waking up? Guy 2: Nah, he's just in a Chinese coma. Chinese Coma by purplepikmin October 24, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Chinese Coma mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch